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bronzedragon: tomfelton-andthe-cumber-cocks: strawberriesandjane: funsizedfox: “they won’t let me eat,wont let me sleep..” “who?” “…..them.” Oh. I AM CRYING I remember reading about how EA was trying to sell the rights to make The Sims into a movie and everyone was like “…how?” Now I get it It’s a horror movie People wake up one day to find themselves transformed into puppets of an invisible malicious trickster god First the bizarre happenings start: someone becomes obsessed with stealing lawn gnomes another person has a compulsion to stick their head into a strange device and emerges obsessed by grilled cheese sandwiches people pee themselves despite being next to a bathroom because some mysterious unseen force makes them study cleaning people find themselves stuck in rooms because they can’t step over common household objects a young man doing some nighttime stargazing mysteriously vanishes then their god turns sadistic pool ladders mysteriously vanish, leading to several drownings doors vanish just as a house fire begins an elevator plummets several stories as a couple starts to get it on a Murphy Bed gruesomely folds up, crushing the people inside and that man who vanished while stargazing returns…but with something growing inside of him…and vague memories of a grotesque creature named Pollination Technician the horror has begun